_{❝Hickory dickory dock,
               —- I bet you can’t handle my c-.❞}

              BEEP BEEP

         _❝…❞

         _{❝Piss off; I’m busy flirting.❞}

     ❝Who stole my clothes —- ?!❞

  _{❝Cities come and cities go just like the old empires,}

           _{when all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile.}

                _{You got so many colours make a blind man so confused.}

                    _{Then why can’t I keep up when you’re the only thing I lose?❞}

                    _{❝Roses are red,
                 violets are blue.
                 I have the D,
                 and I want it
                 in you —- ♥❞}

         _{❝I like my sex like I like my bicycle;}

                 _{–I can ride for hours and I’m in control — !❞}

_{it’s becoming incredibly annoying about the fact that there are people saying things along the lines of “moriarty is still dead” & “if he’s alive the next series will be boring, he’s already had his story.”}

_no

_{just stop}

_{just shut up and listen now}

_{if i recall there was a quote in series two episode three, remember it…?}

_{“Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain.”}

_{^^^^^^ and that is what Jim is; Sherlocks arch nemesis, to the very end}

_{every hero has their villain}

• _{there is no thor without loki (even tho he’s his bro but still)}
• _{there is no batman without joker}
• _{there is no mufasa without scar (even tho both dead woops)}
• _{there is no superman without lex luthor}
• _{there is no xavier without magneto}
• _{THERE IS NO SHERLOCK WITHOUT MORIARTY}

_{so if he has fortunately returned what is the honest fuss??? it’s not going to make the show boring at all, look how amazing the scenes were with him in in series three ffs. plus the fact that there might be other villains sherlock with have to deal with fingers crossed for moran}

_{you do remember as well that sherlock & jim are basically alike, so if sherlock is capable of surviving that fall i’m pretty sure jim can do the same}

_{AND WE ONLY SAW WHAT MOFFAT WANTED US TO SEE. we didn’t actually see moriarty shoot his self, yeah okay i know it’s a bbc show and wouldn’t actually show him shooting his brains out, but from what we actually did see the evidence clearly shows there’s a chance he survived.}

_{here’s a good idea guys… instead of bitching and whining about what the next series will be like, how about you just wait for it to come out. you can’t instantly make an opinion on something which isn’t even out, better yet, not even been filmed yet}

oinkaloink:

‘no homo’ god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus