_{❝Roses are red,
                 violets are blue.
                 I have the D,
                 and I want it
                 in you —- ♥❞}

         _{❝Ladies and gentleman.❞}

         _{❝–Allow myself to introduce myself.❞}

         _{❝I like my sex like I like my bicycle;}

                 _{–I can ride for hours and I’m in control — !❞}

         _{❝Are you really going to wear that —?❞}