notanothertimelady:

     _{”You seem to fail to understand that there is actually something slimy crawling up my leg right now. It’s twisting around behind my calf. I would honestly walk away right now if I weren’t afraid that it would react negatively and decide to ascend my leg further.”}

         _{❝Oh but, I understand completely.❞}

         _{❝–I’m just finding rather amusing, watching you in this awkward situation. Careful that thing doesn’t come close to me, by the way, this suit didn’t come cheap.❞}