famousdetective:

_{“I really don’t think you came here to comment on my clothing, it hardly seems important given the circumstances. Is this a mere flying visit or shall we go out for a bag of chips?”}

_{“Darling detective, please. But since you asked so nicely, fine thank you. And did death treat you as kindly as she did me?”}

     _{❝I see no harm in helping you become a little more fashionable, darling. In fact it might even assist you with finally getting laid - you can tick it off your to do list then. Greasy chips are the last thing I wish to deal with, this is a nice suit after all. A cup of tea shall suffice; milk and two sugars please.❞}

     _{❝–I wouldn’t say death treated us kindly, in fact I wouldn’t say she even liked us in the first place seeing as we’re still both alive. I’m assuming she neither wanted us dead nor in purgatory so kicked us back out with the living.❞}