Gather round, boys & girls, it's story time!

           Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! H̥͜e͎̗͉̪̬͚͖l̼̮̗͕l̶̜o͚̝͜!̛̱ ̗̹̣̟̤̙͡

_{So you wish to know how yours truly survived that gunshot,}

                              _{hmmm ——- ?}

       _{Wellidy wellidy well! I hate to tell you this but… for one to survive from something they must first put their self within harms reach. And yours truly was, and always has been, fine and dandy like sour candy —— !}

      _{But noooow you’re probably wondering to yourself, ‘you shot your brains out though, we saw you kill yourself’.}

      _{Aha, ahaha, ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha}

                                            _{✖WROOOOOONG!✖}

     _{Eyes can be such a deceptive thing at times, can’t they? They can make you assume the most silliest of things. This case for instance; y’see a man put a gun in his mouth and you automatically assume he’ll be dead after pulling the trigger.}

     _{Did the thought ever come to mind about, y’know, taking a c l o s e r examination at the gun, or perhaps even the gun handler for that matter —— ?}

• _{was it even loaded?}
• _{was the gun a fake?}
• _{was it my blood?}
• _{was it even me?}

     _{Now thooose are some real questions you should be asking yourself.}

     _{Story times over now though – daddy’s got things to see and people to do.} 

                                                       The end?