_{imagine if i made a joint will graham/jim moriarty blog}

_{the url would be….}

_{strayingalive}

         Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey 
                 Chim chim cher-ee!

_{If you be a good boy I’ll supply you the D!}

           Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey 
                   Chim chim cher-oo!

_{But dare piss me off and I will burn you!}

violentii:

_{“I don’t actually. Feel free to fill me in.”}

         _{❝Be glad I’m feeling generous and don’t feel like charging today.
                        —- Jim Moriarty; consulting criminal❞}

_{Cause you're filthy}

_{Ooooh, and I'm gorgeous}

_{Cause you're filthy}

_{Ooooh, and I'm gorgeous}

_{You're disgusting}

_{Oooh, and you're nasty}

_{And you can grab me}

_{Oooh, cause you're nasty}

jrne:

happy valentines to me i love me

hobbitbilbo:

_{Geoff, the gents. The loos, now, please.
It’s Greg. Why?
Oh, I don’t know. Maybe it’s your turn.}

archcrawford:

_{“Mm, clearly I don’t.”}

_{“And what about you?”}

         _{❝Somebody's nose is growiiiing.❞}

         _{❝Pray tell; why do you want to know who I like —??❞}

episkeyss:

your black heart 

your black soul

archcrawford:

_{“—Clearly. I might, I might not.”}

         _{❝Clearly it’s the latter.❞}

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me